Mindy Kaling has been Instagramming photos of her super lucky assistant, Sonia Kharkar, whose job we openly want and are plotting to acquire.

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Pick up the dry cleaning? Sure. Buy more pencil bouquets? No problem. The chance to gain Mindy-isms and possibly an ounce of her intellect, sartorial style and sense of humour? Absolutely priceless.

 

Here are just 5 of a bajillion reasons why we want to be Mindy Kaling’s assistant:

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1. Her awesome wardrobe. Maybe she’ll share? Or she only wears things once and tosses them so you can have all her amazing, cool dresses and jackets and shoes. And jewellery.

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2. We’re sure she is a benevolent boss. Based on her Instagram feed, there’s a lot of candy, ice cream and fruit delivered to her studio, and she shares it with all the writers. All of them! We’ll never need to bring lunch.

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3. She’s very funny. And really smart. Have you read Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And other concerns). Read it.

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4. The Mindy Project Season 3 writer’s retreat was in Vegas. Look how much fun they’re having. Our last retreat was in the marketing director’s condo in Downtown Vancouver.

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5. She takes you out on dessert dates. Damn you, Sonia Kharkar.

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*We are not stalkers.

 

Follow Mindy Kaling’s adventures on Instagram. All photos via Mindy Kaling’s Instagram.