What can we say about this man who spent $22,400 on a shirt made of gold?

Gold Man Photo

The one-of-a-kind gold shirt was created for Indian moneylender, Datta Phuge, who thought the shiny ensemble would help attract a woman: “I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?” And who wouldn’t be attracted to this shiny shirt that comes with matching cuffs, a belt and rings?

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Photography Source: Daily Mail UK

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